Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!

Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:

10. Wanna ride my horse?

9. How would you like to make our animal friends happy?

8. Wanna get in touch with your animal side?

7. I have a big snake for a pet.

6. You have a cat? That’s PURRfect!

5. My horse and I could give you riding lessons.

4. I’ve got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*

3. My doggy can do a lot of tricks.

2. I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.

And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:

1. You love animals. I love animals. Let’s do it.